Need a boost for your next FiveM night?

Extremely Necessary, Barely Helpful Disclaimer

Read before consuming: If you can read this, congratulations, your eyesight still works. Side effects may include: laughing too hard at loading screens, hearing the HUD whisper “nice,” and developing an accent you absolutely did not have yesterday.

Common reactions: heroic confidence, villain monologues, craving gas station snacks, unsolicited motivational speeches, and the sudden urge to explain the backstory of your vehicle like it’s a rescue dog.

Less common reactions: slippery morals, dancing like you installed extra joints, trying to high-five helicopters, arguing with streetlights, and believing traffic cones are sentient and judging you.

Rare-but-possible: ghost texts from exes, inventory Tetris, time dilation (aka “five minutes” becoming three hours), and dramatic narration from a voice that sounds suspiciously like a budget documentary host.

Do not mix with: important meetings, courtroom appearances, heavy machinery, or people who say “let’s circle back” unironically.

Do not take if: your mom is in the room, your livestream is on, or you already made a “last one” promise to your friends.

If effects persist for more than four hours, that’s called a personality now. Name it something cool.

By interacting with any bottle, label, sticker, suggestion, rumor, or mascot wink, you acknowledge that consequences are yours, memories are optional, and screenshots are forever.

Ingredients: vibes, questionable science, cartoon dust, and the sheer audacity of whoever approved this label design.

Storage: room temp, glove box, or that drawer full of wires you’re afraid of. Keep out of reach of sensible adults.

Legal statement written by a raccoon in a tie: everything here is for entertainment, your brain cells are unionized, and your mileage may vary (especially if you forget where you parked).